Well, the results from the 5th semi-quadrilateral conference of CCU's "who's on top?" conference are in! And guess what - we have a winner! Clown College U's very own Dr. Pernell Ringlebottom, PhD., DDS., MD., MSN., et al. has picked up the smartest professor ever award.
In an interview with Dr. Ringlebottom, he stated "it really is a *honk* privilege that my colleagues and I didn't expect but were really hoping for. It's not every day you get to be smartest professor ever and the last time I got it I was unable to accept the award because I had asphyxiated during my daily carpool."
I learned that Dr. Ringlebottom had just gone through some hard times. After questions about the recent passing of a dear friend and colleague (Jeremiah Bozawoski, who died in an unforeseen accident while being shot out of a cannon), Dr. Ringlebottom replied with tears in his eyes, "I just know it's what professor Bozo would have *honk* wanted."
We congratulate the good Doctor and his team on the smartest professor award and wish them the best in their future endeavors.
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